In the
spirit of this blog, I’m ready to confess to a shocking secret. Brace
yourselves. I have 32 published books to my name but…wait for it, have
never taken a creative writing course.
There, I’ve
said it!
Confession
is supposed to be good for the soul and since I’m on a roll, I’ll also admit
that I’ve never had a writing buddy, a beta reader, or anyone telling me what
does and doesn’t work. My comprehension of the technicalities isn’t all that it
could be, either.
A dangling modifier? Sounds like it belongs in
erotica.
A misplaced
pronoun? If you say so, dear.
But in
spite of all that, my books get contracted. I haven’t got anything left in the
cupboard looking for a home. How can that possibly be when I’ve just admitted
to so many failings?
I have a
sneaky theory about that. You see, it all comes down to telling rocking good
stories. It’s a gift and one that I’ve been blessed with since childhood. How I
wish I hadn’t wasted so many years before taking up my pen. Call me shallow,
(most people do), but I’m proud of the way I create my fictional worlds and if
they give people pleasure then I reckon I’m doing something right.
I don’t plot, but start with a premise and let
my imagination fly. It works for me! I frequently write 70,000 word books based
on nothing more than a few characters names and a vague idea of what they’re
going to get up to. They I let them run the show and they never fail to
surprise me.
One of the
problems I have is distinguishing between words spelled similarly but which say
something completely different. Here’re some examples:-
Gray and
Grey
Lay and Lie
And my
personal worst nightmare – Affect and Effect
Hoard and
Horde often catch me unawares
Faint and
Feint have a lot to answer for (think feign as in a pretend an attack)
Leaned and
Leant are to be avoided at all costs!
Vane
(weather) Vain (vanity) and Vein (as in the body) are sneaky little devils if
you’re not paying attention.
Brought and
Bought were put on this earth to be awkward and I’ll give argument to anyone
who says differently!
And so it
goes on. No one said the life of a writer isn’t full of pitfalls, ready to
catch the unwary. But you know what, I love every second of it and count my
blessings at having found an occupation that absorbs me.
Wendy
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