So True!

Something to make you smile on a Monday morning.

A Woman’s Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he’s rich and self-employed, and when I spent won’t be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand, massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other, and relish visits with my mother.

A Man’s Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with bit tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

Wendy