Something to make you smile on a Monday morning.
A Woman’s Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed, and when I spent won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand, massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other, and relish visits with my mother.
A Man’s Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with bit tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.